Cameraman jokes page
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What's the difference between a camerman and a generator?
At the end of the shoot the generator stops whining!
How do you know when the camera platform is level?
The cameraman dribbles out of both sides of his mouth!
Did you hear about the soundman who locked his keys in the crew car?
It took 2 hours to get the cameraman out!
How do you find out if you have a cameraman at your dinner party?
Don't worry, he'll tell you
A soundman and cameraman had been in the jungle for 3 months trying to get some shots of a tiger. One morning they entered a clearing and saw a large tiger coming towards them. Quick as a flash the cameraman dropped his camera and began pulling on a pair of running shoes.
"Don't be silly", said the soundman, "you'll never outrun a tiger"
"I've only got to outrun you", said the cameraman.